Lars: Hey there Jack-O-Lantern. Why so glum?
Jack-O-Lantern: Halloween's over! My candle's burned out, my edges are curling in and pretty soon someone's just going to come along and stomp me.
Lars: What?? Jack-O-Lantern, don't talk like that. You have so much to live for!
Jack-O-Lantern: Like what??
Lars: I dunno. Do you have any hobbies?
Jack-O-Lantern: Well, I like taking my gross pumpkin dick out at kids when they walk by. Heh, heh, heh.
>SPLAT<
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