Keeping Halloween Alive

So, Halloween is over, but that doesn't mean the Halloween spirit can't live on inside all of us!  Here are some ways to keep Halloween throughout the upcoming holiday season (and make sure others do the same)...

- Instead of saying "cool" try saying "spooky".

- Next time you're in a bank or a post office, ask them where all the halloween candy went.  When they try to explain, just look really sad.

- When you go to the supermarket, make a habit of replacing apples with tiny pumpkins.  Eventually, the higher ups will get the message.

- Start wearing costumes and carrying a bag of candy in public.  Skip around, sing, and always look like you're having a great time.  You'd be surprised how infectious that kind of enthusiasm is.

- Throw some Santa hats on your Jack-O-Lanterns and, voila!  No more carolers.

- Instead of saying "yes" try saying "murder".

- File some complaints against your co-workers, identifying them as witches.  You'd be surprised, most Human Resource departments actually have paperwork for this.

- Try making Jack-O-Lanters out of other holiday symbols, like a turkey or baby Jesus.

- If you get a Christmas card in the mail, send it right back with some cool, gory hand-scrawled doodles.

- Make every Christmas gift you give a screamer.

- Any time you see a calendar, replace "Thanksgiving" with "Hallowhoa" and "Christmas" with "Mr. Spookington's Haunt"

- Make a point to scream "BOO!" every time you walk around a corner.

- Instead of eating apple pie, try brains.

There.  If those methods don't work or get you put in jail, you're probably doing it wrong.  Keep trying, and have a great Hallowhoa!

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Keeping Halloween Alive